Just cropdusted the office
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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