i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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