Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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