his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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