I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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