You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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