So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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