She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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