brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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