I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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