I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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