dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Alive.
So much puke
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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