She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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