I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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