I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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