I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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