We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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