I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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