and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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