I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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