my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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