Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm passing your future prison.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
