Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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