she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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