I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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