So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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