he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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