All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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