i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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