Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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