The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize