David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
