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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i love accidental penises.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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