Already got asked if we're dating
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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