Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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