is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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