shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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