i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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