no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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