That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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