I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You made out with two different species that night
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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