I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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