i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
