People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Randomize
