No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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