that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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