are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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