no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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