She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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