I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm too high and old for this...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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