Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
