we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My breasts were aching with rage.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
