My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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