you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
