she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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